bewbin:

why are children so short? what are they doing down there?

(via dutchster)

beyoncebeytwice:

omg doesnt even mean oh my god anymore it just means omg

(via gnarly)

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

(via alisha95)

theonethatwearssweatshirts:

pau1y:

what if instead of calling each other names we referred to each other by our most dominant feature

like ‘hey Nose’ or ‘hey Too Much Eyeliner’

that’s usually called bullying

(via alisha95)

placatory:

"you are trash"

me:

image

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blowfob:

it’s nine in the afternoon and my thighs are the size of the moon

(via alisha95)

voldemort: harry potter, the boy who lived, come to die.
harry:
harry:
harry: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
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